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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 00:13

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Goldfinger